Kevin Egan may have left Ireland for "gay Paree" decades ago, but the Irish
Catholic puritanical distrust of sexuality remains strong in
him. He keeps his memory of a young Swedish woman "who rubs
male nakedness in the bath at Upsala" stored next to
cautionary tales of "Licentious men" like "Félix Faure," a
French politician who died in flagrante delicto.
Félix François Faure was the seventh President of France from
1895 until his death in 1899. In 1897 he met Marguerite
Steinheil, a 28-year-old married woman who hosted a salon
frequented by many prominent Parisians. Shortly after their
first meeting, they began an affair that ran until 16 February
1899, when servants were called into the salon bleu
in the Palais de l'Élysées to find the President
unconscious on a sofa and Mme. Steinheil hastily putting her
clothes in order. According to rumor, the two had been engaged
in some particularly energetic fellatio. After Faure's death
(by cerebral hemorrhage, according to Gifford), Steinheil
conducted sexual affairs with many other famous men. Egan's
comment is: "Félix Faure, know how he died? Licentious
men."
From there he is off to memories of a public bath where a
young Swedish woman offered massages to the clients. "Moi
faire, she said, Tous les messieurs. [I
do all the gentlemen.] Not this Monsieur, I
said. Most licentious custom. Bath a most private thing. I
wouldn't let my brother, not even my own brother, most
lascivious thing." Leaving aside the interesting
notion that no one should be more physically intimate with a
man than his own brother, it seems worthwhile to note that
Egan's assumptions about sexual relations between men and
women ("Lascivious people") are markedly
censorious.
Stephen Dedalus seems like an ironically inapt audience for
Egan's fulminations: he has been receiving a lot more than
massages from prostitutes since his early teens, and he seems
to relish the sexual decadence of Paris. But for all his
sexual adventurism, he has not overcome his religious indoctrination in
the wickedness of sexuality. (As Buck Mulligan says in Telemachus,
"you have the cursed jesuit strain in you, only it's
injected the wrong way.") So perhaps Egan does have some
limited rapport with the man he's talking to. Later in Proteus,
as he imagines the "writhing weeds" under the surface of the
water to be women, Stephen echoes Egan's language: "Weary too
in sight of lovers, lascivious men, a naked
woman shining in her courts, she draws a toil of waters."