Nowhere in Eumaeus is the narrative's laudatory
treatment of Bloom more fawning, or the flattery more
ironically deflating, than in the paragraphs which show him
trying to engage Stephen in discussion about the soul. His
intellectual inadequacy is summed up in the uncomprehending
reply he makes to Stephen's statement that the soul is "a
simple substance."
Bloom's effort to initiate intellectual exchange is
embarrassingly incoherent:
— You, as a good
catholic, he observed, talking of body and soul, believe in
the soul. Or do you mean the intelligence, the brainpower as
such, as distinct from any outside object, the table, let us
say, that cup. I believe in that myself because it has been
explained by competent men as the convolutions of the grey
matter. Otherwise we would never have such inventions as X
rays, for instance. Do you?
Thus cornered, Stephen had to make a
superhuman effort of memory to try and concentrate and
remember before he could say:
–– They tell me on the best authority
it is a simple substance and therefore incorruptible. It would
be immortal, I understand, but for the possibility of its
annihilation by its First Cause, Who, from all I can hear, is
quite capable of adding that to the number of His other
practical jokes, corruptio per se and corruptio
per accidens both being excluded by court etiquette.
Mr Bloom thoroughly acquiesced in the
general gist of this though the mystical finesse involved was
a bit out of his sublunary depth still he felt bound to enter
a demurrer on the head of simple, promptly rejoining:
— Simple? I shouldn't think that
is the proper word. Of course, I grant you, to concede a
point, you do knock across a simple soul once in a blue moon.
No one past the age of ten could feel "cornered" by Bloom's
bumbling inquisition. If Stephen makes a superhuman effort to
do anything other than keep his eyes open, it may be to
consider whether he should waste any breath on the proposed
topic. Having decided to be civil, he launches into an arch
riff on the
theological problem that occupied him at the beginning of Proteus:
whether God, having created an immortal human soul, could
destroy it. In that chapter his answer was No: "before the
ages He willed me and now may not will me away or ever." That
view, no matter how well grounded in Aquinian logic, is
heretical (God can do anything He goddamn well pleases), so
now Stephen tries out the contrary position: the soul is said
to be immortal, but God could make a practical joke of this
verity by simply annihilating the troublesome thing.
Stephen returns to Aquinas for several pieces of terminology.
Summa Theologica 1.75.6, which asks "Whether the Human
Soul is Corruptible" (i.e., perishable), asserts that "a thing
may be corrupted in two ways––in itself (per se) and
accidentally (per accidens). Now it is impossible for
any subsistent being to be generated or corrupted
accidentally, that is, by the generation or corruption of
something else." Nor is it possible, Aquinas maintains, for
the soul to be corrupted per se, "For corruption is
found only where there is contrariety," and the intellectual
soul has no contrariety. It is in this sense that Stephen says
that the soul "is a simple substance and therefore
incorruptible": the soul is an unmaterial, undivided
substance, and such entities do not decay.
Bloom hears the word in a rather less technical sense, and
his hilariously off-topic reply suggests that he could not
possibly have "thoroughly acquiesced in the general gist" of
Stephen's remarks. He does seem to recognize, however, that he
is "a bit out of his sublunary depth," and, to give him his
due, most human beings would be hard pressed to follow
Stephen's "mystical finesse."