Written by Robert Jasper Martin (both lyrics and music), the
song details the exploits and the comeuppance of its hotheaded
protagonist. It begins:
You may travel all
through Europe, and then round by Chesapake;
You may
meet with many warriors, but don't make a mistake,
For the
pride of balls and parties, and the glory of a wake,
Was
Demetrius O'Flannigan McCarthy.
'Twas
late he went to breakfast, and 'twas late he went to bed;
If you
took up a thermometer, at lasteways so 'twas said,
The
quicksilver started bubblin' when they placed it near his head,
And
the steam was like a rainbow round McCarthy.
Three more stanzas follow, recounting how McCarthy came to a
party "full of whisky hot," and "a desp'rate row arose; /
McCarthy, sure, he levelled them; he fought them to a close."
But something tips the balance and "All were dancing like the
divil on McCarthy." In a climax like the one that befalls Big
Jim in the American song "You Don't Mess Around with Jim," the
final stanza says, "And the eyes and ears and noses were like
marbles on the floor, / with the fragments of the man they
call McCarthy." After each verse comes a Chorus:
Miss Dunne said they did crowd her thin,
Miss Murphy took to powther thin,
For fear the boys might say that she was swarthy;
And the sticks they all went whacking,
And the skulls, faith, they were cracking,
When McCarthy took the flure in Enniscorthy.
In a 10 April 2018 article on peterchrisp.blogspot.com, Peter
Chrisp observes that the song, written for the burlesque show
Faust
Up to Date staged at the Gaiety Theatre in London, was
sung by Edwin Jesse Lonnen, who played Mephistopheles in the
show. Robert Martin, he notes, was "the Anglo-Irish landowner of
Ross Castle, Oughterard," and "
a
Tory who believed that the Irish were unfit for home
rule." He went bankrupt in Ireland and then took up journalism
and songwriting in London. "His speciality was stage Irish comic
songs, usually sung by Lonnen in Gaiety Theatre
burlesques....His songs often involve massive punch-ups by
drunken Irishmen."
Notwithstanding the Protestant landowner's crude representations
of stage Irishmen, Joyce alluded to the song repeatedly in the
Wake. (He repeatedly mentioned Donnybrook Fair as well.) The
first such echo, quite early in the book, comes in the scene
that evokes the events of the song "Finnegan's Wake": "Aisy now,
you decent man, with your knees and lie quiet and repose your
honour’s lordship! Hold him here, Ezekiel Irons, and may God
strengthen you! It’s our warm spirits, boys, he’s spooring.
Dimitrius
O’Flagonan, cork that cure for the Clancartys! You swamped
enough since Portobello to float the Pomeroy" (27.22-26). Chrisp
comments: "Demetrius O'Flannigan becomes Dimitrius O'Flagonan,
because he's had too much to drink already. Cork that bottle!"
There are further echoes of the song at FW 91.13-15,
137.2-3, 176.18, 309.2-7, 319.3-5, 463.21-22, and 514.5-13.
Some of these echoes are faint, some are loud, and some are
nearly unchanged from the words of the song, like "When his
Steam was like a Raimbrandt round Mac Garvey" (176).
Chrisp remarks that this line, which sounds twice in the Wake,
"must have been Joyce's favourite line in the song." And he
observes that quite a few of the transmogrified lines (like
countless other lines in the Wake) beg to be sung.